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Quote of the second from funny:
gib's laws of unreliability:
  1) computers	are unreliable,	but humans are even more unreliable.

	at the source of any error which is blamed on the computer
	you will find at least two human errors, including th error
	of blaming it on the computer.

  2) any system which depends on human	reliability is unreliable.

  3) the only difference between the fool and the criminal who	attacks
     a	system is that the fool	attacks	unpredictably and on a broader

  7) undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to
     detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

  9) investment in reliability	will increase until it exceeds the
     probable cost of errors, or until	someone	insists	on getting
     some useful work done.
My favorite quote:
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

-- Lewis Carrol, Alice's Adventures in wonderland


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